I won’t bore you with the details but I have hurt my ribs and it hurts to laugh, cough and sneeze.
Now my other half always buys the same shoes so when one of his back loafers developed a fault he decided to keep the “good one”. Today he noticed one of his “new” black loafers was faulty and hunted out his spare shoe. Guess what? He found it and he now has a pair of shoes – the only thing is that they are both for the left foot.
Oh how I laughed and how it hurt!